Out of Pure Hatred for Taxes, Man Voluntarily Embraces Unemployment

A Bold Rebellion

In a bold act of rebellion against the government’s insatiable hunger for taxes, local man Vikram has chosen the path of voluntary unemployment. After years of watching his hard-earned salary shrink under the weight of deductions, he finally snapped. His solution? Walk away from it all and embrace a life free from the clutches of the taxman.

The Tax Trap

“When I started my first job, I was just trying to be a responsible adult,” Vikram explained. “But before long, I realized I wasn’t just paying taxes on my income—I was paying taxes on everything. Every paycheck I got felt like watching someone slowly rob me in broad daylight.”

Enough is Enough

It didn’t stop at income tax. “I was paying taxes on toilet essentials, paying taxes on the food I eat—I was even taxed for the bag I used to carry that food home. I’m getting taxed to stay alive, basically. It was ridiculous.” The breaking point came one day at the grocery store. “I couldn’t take it anymore,” Vikram said with a heavy sigh. “It was either this, or I move into the woods and live off the land. Or better yet, I become completely useless to society. You can’t tax me if I’m not offering anything. No job, no income, no value—no taxes. That’s when I decided unemployment was the only logical solution.”

Embracing the Tax-Free Life

With his newfound philosophy in mind, Vikram quit his job and embraced a tax-free life of unemployment. “Sure, I don’t have a salary anymore, but at least the government isn’t getting any of it either. I’m not contributing, and they can’t touch me. It’s perfect.” Of course, not everyone sees it that way. “My parents think I’m useless now,” Vikram admitted, rolling his eyes. “They’re convinced I’m just sitting around all day doing nothing. But honestly? I don’t care. I’d rather be labeled useless by my parents than watch my hard-earned money vanish into the government’s black hole. It’s still worth it to me.”

Missing the Good Times

Still, Vikram acknowledges some sacrifices. “Yeah, I miss going out for drinks with my friends or taking vacations. That part sucks. But at least the government isn’t taking advantage of me at every turn.” He paused, weighing the trade-offs. “Would I like to sip on a cocktail in Goa again? Absolutely. But that’s nothing compared to the joy of knowing my wallet stays shut. No more paying for every single thing I touch.”

Watching from the Sidelines

Now, while his friends fret over their tax returns, Vikram enjoys watching them suffer from the sidelines. “They’re still working hard, feeding the system, while I’ve opted out completely. I’ve officially made myself useless—and you can’t tax uselessness.”

A New Lifestyle

When asked about how long he plans to remain unemployed, Vikram shrugged. “As long as I can. I’ll figure something out eventually, but until then, I’m just going to enjoy this tax-free lifestyle. Why would I want to go back to paying for everything when I can just do nothing?” Vikram’s bold life decision has earned him a curious following, but he remains resolute. “I’m living proof that sometimes, doing nothing really is the best way to get ahead—or at least stop the government from taking what little you have left.”