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In Order To Curb Noise Pollution This Diwali, Liberals Have Been Told to Shut the Fuck Up

In a brutally direct move, the government has issued a special Diwali directive aimed at one very specific group: Noisy Liberals !...

Oct 26, 20243 min read

In a shocking twist to environmental policy, the government has unveiled its boldest strategy yet: jump into the ocean to save both the...

Oct 23, 20243 min read

In a groundbreaking discovery, employees across industries have come to a unanimous decision: coffee is simply not cutting it anymore....

Oct 21, 20243 min read

A Bold Rebellion In a bold act of rebellion against the government’s insatiable hunger for taxes, local man Vikram has chosen the path of...

Oct 13, 20243 min read

“ I don’t have to deal with real life, I’m still young at heart!” says defendant MUMBAI—In a shocking case of extreme adulting avoidance,...

Oct 7, 20242 min read

It’s a 'been there felt that' situation for most of us—sitting through a Christopher Nolan movie, trying to look like we’re getting every...

Oct 3, 20242 min read

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