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Oct 26, 20243 min read
In Order To Curb Noise Pollution This Diwali, Liberals Have Been Told to Shut the Fuck Up
In a brutally direct move, the government has issued a special Diwali directive aimed at one very specific group: Noisy Liberals !...
Oct 23, 20243 min read
Govt Says to Save the Economy and the Environment, You Need to Jump and Drown in the Ocean
In a shocking twist to environmental policy, the government has unveiled its boldest strategy yet: jump into the ocean to save both the...
Oct 21, 20243 min read
Gin & Tonic Should Replace Coffee at the Workplace
In a groundbreaking discovery, employees across industries have come to a unanimous decision: coffee is simply not cutting it anymore....
Oct 13, 20243 min read
Out of Pure Hatred for Taxes, Man Voluntarily Embraces Unemployment
A Bold Rebellion In a bold act of rebellion against the government’s insatiable hunger for taxes, local man Vikram has chosen the path of...
Oct 7, 20242 min read
Man Arrested for Believing ‘30s Are the New 20s’—Busted for Denying Reality
“ I don’t have to deal with real life, I’m still young at heart!” says defendant MUMBAI—In a shocking case of extreme adulting avoidance,...
Oct 3, 20242 min read
You Didn’t Get Nolan’s Movie? Congrats, You’re Normal
It’s a 'been there felt that' situation for most of us—sitting through a Christopher Nolan movie, trying to look like we’re getting every...
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