Everyone’s a Socialist Until the Wi-Fi Stops Working

Ah socialism, the noble pursuit of equality, fairness, and shared prosperity. Until, of course, the Wi-Fi goes down, and suddenly, it's every person for themselves.​

In today's hyperconnected world, our commitment to collective ideals often crumbles at the slightest inconvenience. We champion universal healthcare, advocate for workers' rights, and demand equitable wealth distribution. But the moment our internet connection falters, we transform into irate individualists, ready to dismantle the very systems we once supported.​

Consider the modern-day activist: passionately tweeting about social justice, organizing virtual protests, and educating others through online platforms. Yet, when faced with a buffering video or a dropped Zoom call, that same activist might unleash a tirade against service providers, oblivious to the irony.​

It's a phenomenon that underscores a deeper issue: the fragility of our convictions when tested by personal discomfort. We espouse the virtues of patience and understanding, but a minor tech glitch can trigger disproportionate outrage.​

This isn't to say that the principles of socialism are inherently flawed. Rather, it's a reflection of our human tendency to prioritize immediate gratification over collective well-being. The challenge lies in aligning our daily behaviors with our professed beliefs, even when it's inconvenient.​

So, the next time the Wi-Fi drops, perhaps it's an opportunity, a moment to reflect on our values, to practice the patience we preach. It's an ppportunity to remember that true commitment to a cause endures beyond personal inconvenience.​

After all, if our dedication to societal ideals can't withstand a temporary loss of internet access, perhaps it's time to reassess the depth of our convictions.