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Research Proves Time Runs Slower for Government Employees
Scientists confirm what citizens always knew—time moves painfully slow in government offices. One hour outside feels like an eternity inside
Jan 292 min read
Hydration Mafia: Bisleri Goes Full Godfather, Declares War on Knockoff Bottles!
The Mafia is coming for blood, or water, whatever fits the narrative! A chilling photo surfaced yesterday that sent shockwaves through...
Jan 263 min read
Man Who Identifies as Lettuce, Lives in Constant Fear of Being Tossed into a Salad
In what might be the boldest (and dumbest) identity reveal of the year, a man has declared he’s lettuce—only to realize that life as a...
Jan 201 min read
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Greatest Quotes By The People I Know
The universe wants you to smoke a cigarette before taking a shit
My Uncle
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