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In what experts are calling a “strong but short-lived development,” a local man announced late Tuesday night that he was officially turning his life around. The announcement was made at approximately 11:42 PM, following the consumption of two motivational reels, one podcast clip about discipline, and a mild wave of self-disgust. “This is it,” the man reportedly whispered to himself. “Different mindset. Different habits. Different me.” Sources confirm the man began researching

Authorities have warned that over 95 percent of New Year resolutions will be found dead by the end of January, based on early indicators and decades of identical outcomes. Officials confirmed the resolutions are not dying naturally. “They are being killed,” said a senior authority. “Ruthlessly. Without mercy.” According to investigators, most resolutions are taken with great confidence and then systematically abandoned within days. Common methods include ignoring them, postpo

In a groundbreaking discovery, employees across industries have come to a unanimous decision: coffee is simply not cutting it anymore....

In a peculiar case that’s baffled both locals and law enforcement, a 33-year-old millennial has been arrested for repeatedly using Gen Z...