Donald Trump to Host 'Masala Dosai Party' at Ram Ashray Café, Mahim: Modi and Extra Sambar Expected

In a surprise announcement that has everyone from Mahim to Mar-a-Lago talking, former U.S. President Donald Trump declared his plans to throw a “Masala Dosai Party” at Mumbai’s legendary Ram Ashray Café. Rumor has it that Trump, tired of his usual diet of steaks and fast food, is now on a culinary quest to “spice up his life” – literally. The event, called “Dosa Diplomacy 2024,” is slated to happen next Tuesday, with promises of “big, beautiful dosas” and “the best chutney this side of the Indian Ocean.”

Dosas, Diplomacy, and Modi ji?

Trump has invited his friend and fellow statesman, Prime Minister Narendra Modi, to join him in this unique culinary experiment. Known for their bromance moments and “hug diplomacy,” the two leaders might now be set to dive into a new adventure: dosa diplomacy. An insider on Trump’s team noted, “Trump wants to show he can handle the spices, and who better to have by his side than Modi, a dosa enthusiast himself?”

The Trump-Tastic Menu: A Dosa Like No Other

Ram Ashray Café’s chefs have gone all out to accommodate Trump’s signature style with a few “Trump-tastic” twists on traditional dosas. Here’s what diners can expect:

• The ‘Covfefe Special’: A dosa with a mystery filling that even the chef isn’t sure about. “It’s going to be a surprise for everyone, including Trump,” joked a source. With rumors of an unusual mix of spices and fillings, patrons are calling it the “wild card dosa.”

• ‘Make Sambar Great Again’: Trump’s unique take on South India’s iconic sambar. Rumor has it he’s added a splash of ketchup for an “all-American zing,” which has left many locals scratching their heads. Modi’s team has reportedly sent word that the original version will also be available for those brave enough to try both.

• The ‘Wall Dosa’: This 6-foot-long dosa reflects Trump’s love for all things big. Unlike traditional dosas, patrons can only order it whole. As Trump’s spokesperson put it, “The Wall Dosa is best enjoyed when you commit to the entire experience – no splitsies!”

The Dosa Challenge: Can Donald Trump Handle the Spice?

If Modi joins, there’s no doubt he’ll be giving Trump a few dosa-dipping tips. “Everyone’s curious to see if Trump can handle the spice – or if he’ll end up calling for a glass of milk,” laughed one Ram Ashray regular. Meanwhile, Modi’s known for his tolerance of spice and might be the one to push Trump into “next-level chutney territory.”

The café has already amassed a massive waitlist for the event, and social media is buzzing with speculations on whether Trump and Modi will actually share a dosa or challenge each other to a dosa-eating contest. As Trump himself tweeted, “Big, beautiful dosas with my friend Modi – going to be HUGE!”

With ‘Covfefe Specials’ and the ‘Wall Dosa’ ready to take center stage, Ram Ashray Café is gearing up for the event of the year, and locals are ready to see if Trump’s “Dosa Diplomacy” lives up to the hype.